hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via ruinedchildhood)

"All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex."

Just with you though (via fullybalanced)

(Source: fuckingsession, via healthybalancedlife)

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

image

(Source: okaytrue, via ruinedchildhood)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."

(via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge, via therainssmallhands)

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

(via a--dreamdeferred)

"64,000"

That’s how many black women are currently missing in America — but the media doesn’t seem to care (via micdotcom)

(via a--dreamdeferred)

"Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you."

Unknown 

this is very important

(via shante-atthedisco)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate, via campbelltoe)