inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

(via ohnoballoons)

"let’s be friends" doesn’t mean "try to ease into my panties over time."

zumainthyfuture:

dashendirekt:

realdwntomars:

tatted66:

realdwntomars:

black—lamb:

most guys never seem to get that….

I can finally accept that I won’t have any male friends.

Shit…they’re on to us Fellas

Lmao

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(via halalwhitesauce)

danbutt:

"would you suck a dick fo-" yes

(via a--dreamdeferred)

"No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person who enjoys sex is just a person and a person who is a virgin is also just a person and everyone should lay off each other’s sex lives. Retire the word “slut” please."

20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via fassadenmensch)

(Source: maarkhoppus, via nomoredoubledigits)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via a--dreamdeferred)

"3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee"

Margot N., preppylane (via preppylane)

(via marginallypoetic)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

(via lightspeedsound)

Don’t let her go to sleep upset.

halalwhitesauce:

Because, she’ll only toss and turn in frustration, until sadness pulls her into sleep, and tears stain her pillow. You’ll be her first thought when she wakes up, and more than anything, she’ll wish she could go back to sleep, back to the silence, to the empty blackness. Don’t do this to her, she’s worth so much more, if she wasn’t, she wouldn’t care.

then she’ll leave when she wakes up.

(Source: kbabyezzzy)